February 2012
LOL @ the kids on FB who think they’re serious about getting married.
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Bullshit rant
I really fucking hate when you start hanging out with someone who you haven’t seen in a while then just starts going back to their old tricks like before. Seriously, I thought we mended what was broken, but apparently not if you have this mind set that you’re getting back at me by sleeping with the guy I thought I had a thing for, for sleeping with the guy you had a thing for two...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Now that I'm back in New York
I want nothing more than to leave. Get me the fuck out of here, at least out of Wellsville. Guh.
Home at last. No one cares, obv.
Gonna sleep till’ Tuesday.
Bye.
I really really really don’t want to leave Tennessee to go back to New York. New york blows. Waaaaaaaaaah.
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Stoned in Tennessee. Got more thread to wrap #7 sometime tomorrow. Got two REALLY cute lace tops, finally! Thursday it’s supposed to be ~70 degrees.
Finally in Tennessee.Stealing wifi. Sick as a dog. Sleeping and hopefully will feel better in the morning. <3<3
IM IN KENTUCKY.
Until 7:40 then my bus leaves for Naaaaashviiille. This is so god damn fun, omg. I’m so glad I did this. If only I didn’t have this damn cold. There’s so many people on the busses and I feel like i’m going to get them sick. OH THE FUCK WELL. sorry. :D
On the road to Tennessee. Already got yelled at by some assholes in Buffalo cos I was ‘cutting in line’, shut up faggot this is my first time travelling by bus, jeeesh! Anyway, I have two more transfers I think and I’m not getting to Tennessee till like 2 tomorrow afternoon. This ride is going to be the death of me..
d3adskin asked: There was more to your reply but it got cut off. 3:
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I JUST WANT TO BREATHE OUT OF MY NOSE.
IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD TO ASK. goddamn…
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I just woke up,
Fell asleep at 8:20 and now i’m wide awake..
I’m surprised my teeth aren’t hurting as bad as they were before, which is really good. I’m just dying cos i keep coughing and sneezing and cant breath out of one nostril. GOD DAMNIT.
And I leave for Tennessee today, so I better start fucking feeling better, omg..
Anywhoooo, time to rip bong to face, listen to music and...
dropped the bag of chips open end down,
God. Damnit.
Oh and i leave for Tennessee tomorrow! :D :D :D
So I'm chillen with John and his two Japanese...
And they’re playing Jenga, and John said if it falls, the Japanese kids have to kiss my ass…..
uhhh……
What? NO.
Too much ibuprofen..
Fuck.
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FRIEND ZONED FOREVER.
FUCK.
>:(
captsamerica:
how did all these ugly girls get valentine’s and i didn’t
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Wake and Bake @ 4:20, then back to sleep for two hours, then to work. Good plan.
I really hate when people talk about Tumblr on Facebook.. /shrug.
My bong is in serious need of cleaning. Ew.
Favorite part of the Grammy's...
Bruno Mars telling everyone to get off their rich asses and dance.
Go Bruno. \m/
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stfuhilda:
the house smells like food but I can’t make out what it is and I don’t feel like going downstairs to check first world problems
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Didn't wake up with a hangover!
Woohoo! Now to drink again tonight. This is gonna be off dah hooooooook! :p
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Drunk. Drunk. Drunk.
Macey got sick before me, hahaha.
I made out with some radnom guy…….ew @ me.
I tink it’ time for bed.
GOODIGHT
Even though I never knew the kid,
He’s still going to be thoroughly missed. I just can’t believe someone would do that. Rest in Peace man, you’ll be missed by many. I can’t even imagine how people are feeling right now.. :/
I want you so badly. And I can't have you. Not...
